Other interesting stories in The Washington Post:

Chris Brown, still standing. (Brendan McDermid/Reuters)

“An impregnable island fortress. It seemed like a good idea.”

— Chief Justice John Roberts on his summer teaching gig in Malta (no, really!).

Monica Hesse on what we snark about when we snark about Tom and Katie. Oh, and look – some simulated-happier-time photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes!

View Photo Gallery: The Hollywood stars are calling it quits after a high-profile courtship and more than five years of marriage.