Other interesting stories in The Washington Post:

Conan O'Brien (Frederic J. Brown/AFP/Getty Images)

Conan O’Brien will have the honor/burden of following the president’s standup act this year, when he hosts the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner this spring. Lisa de Moraes notes that it’s Conan’s second time at bat, and she’s got video of his 1995 WHCA routine.

Bryce Harper (John McDonnell/The Washington Post)

There’s more of Bryce Harper to love: The Nats’ 20-year-old wonder has packed 20 extra pounds of muscle onto his already superfit body, reports James Wagner, apparently by eating whatever he wants and working out like a fiend. More on the Bryce Harper workout here.

In other news: Breaking! Another secret love child on Capitol Hill, this one the son of Sen. Pete Domenici. . . Jeremy Bernard’s ex might be the next ambassador to Denmark. . . . Takoma Park’s Soupergirl aims for a reality TV show.

Looking for Wednesday’s Reliable Source? Start here: Gavin Newsom, America’s preeminent lieutenant governor, promotes his new book, ‘Citizenville’