(Matt McClain for The Washington Post)

Elijah Alfred “Nature Boy” Alexander, king of Lafayette Park (Marvin Joseph)

“His savvy may prove he’s a good businessman, but his inability to look beyond the standard-issue chain-pizza trend proves something -- a lack of imagination, at the very least.”

Tim Carman, upon tasting the post-Herman Cain Godfather’s Pizza: “Pies of no great distinction.”