Kids these days: Fans dress up for a midnight screening of the last ”Harry Potter” movie, in Lynchburg, Va.,Thursday night. (Parker Michels-Boyce/The News & Advance via AP)

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“It takes those of us with two titanium hips and a titanium shoulder a bit longer to get through TSA.”

Donald Rumsfeld on his pull-aside at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport.