(Marvin Joseph/The Washington Post)

In other news: “You have gazed upon the visage of Kate Middleton, or just above it, upon the sculptural clouds frequently affixed to her head, and had one of two thoughts. (1) Where can I get one? Or, (2) Kill it. Kill it before it kills you.” Monica Hesse on British women and their giant hats. .... Also: Lindsay Lohan sentenced to 120 days in jail; her attorney’s appeal and $75K bail gets her out — for now, anyway.