Other interesting stories in The Washington Post:

President William Howard Taft, set to return to Washington as one of the Racing Presidents. (AP)

Now that Teddy’s no longer a loser, the Nats have picked a new lovable underdog to join the Racing Presidents — and we’re thinking they got the “Draft Taft” idea from Style’s 2013 In/Out list.

In other news: Sarah Palin bids adieu to Fox News, without an apparent next new platform to jump to. . . . RIP Prop Joe: Actor Robert F. Chew, who not only evoked a memorable drug kingpin but coached the younger stars of “The Wire”. . . Some readers complained that the Post didn’t run Richard Blanco’s inaugural poem. Well, here it is now.

Looking for Friday’s Reliable Source? Start here: Protester in tree at inauguration: Too close for comfort for Planned Parenthood official