Some bad financial news for Michaele and Tareq Salahi: On Sept. 18, Oasis Vineyards — the winery owned by White House party-crashers-come-reality-stars — is headed for the auction block, by order of East Virginia bankruptcy court. While the property itself (in Hume, Va.) is not up for grabs, everything that isn’t bolted down must go. The auction site lists wine-making gear (oak barrels, a Defranceschi grape press), appliances (dishwasher, ice machine), vehicles (a 1994 Chevy pickup and a one-ton box truck) and 30 cases of sparkling wine, ready to drink. Perfect for the aspiring winemaker and/or “Real Housewives of D.C.” super-fan in your life.