“To me it seemed like what he was getting was leftovers.” — David Letterman on whether there was irony in the White House serving Mitt Romney white turkey chili.
“I think he just said that to curry a couple of votes from the older people.” — Robert Plant on Paul Ryan bragging that his iPod goes from AC/DC to Led Zep.
“Yohhhhhga!” — Hilaria Baldwin, Alec’s yoga-teacher wife, on how Democrats and Republicans can learn to relax.
“There were no commercial breaks at the White House.” — Dustin Hoffman on why his Kennedy Center Honors ceremony was better than the Oscars.
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