Tim Pawlenty: “Running as a conservative I won Minnesota twice. Would you like to win Minnesota in 2012?”

Mitt Romney: “I spared the most liberal state in America from a single-payer plan; when I’m president America will have the ideal — my market-based health-care plan.”

Newt Gingrich: “So sue me, I love my wife.”

Rick Santorum: “I was warning about the jihadist threat when Obama was running the Harvard Law review.”

Ron Paul: “Did I warn you about the Federal Reserve, or what?”

Hermann Cain: “At least my business operated on the principle that you can’t have what you don’t pay for.”