Eddie Murphy arrives at the Kennedy Center. (Matt McClain/Post)

Eddie Murphy, king of comedy

Murphy didn’t tell a joke for almost three decades — until he came to the Kennedy Center to receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Vester L. Flanagan, 41, a former employee of the Roanoke station, is believed to have posted videos online showing him shooting the crew.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is immoral. He won’t read assignment.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is  immoral. He won’t read assignment.

POSTEVERYTHING | He says his beliefs extend to pop culture and artwork depicting sex acts.

Sports

‘I’m not going to let you go’: MLB umpire saves woman trying to jump off bridge in Pittsburgh

“I was thinking, ‘God, this has got to be a good ending, not a bad ending,’ and held on for dear life,” John Tumpane told reporters later at PNC Park.

Technology

FedEx delivery unit hit by worldwide cyberattack

The shipping company is the latest American company rocked by the massive ransomware attack that has disrupted businesses around the world.

Business

UPS will freeze pensions for thousands of nonunion employees

The affected workers will stop accruing pension benefits in 2023. After then, UPS will switch to contributing a percentage of workers' salaries into a 401(k) savings account.