UP: Egyptian body count.

DOWN: Egyptian democracy.

Barack Obama U.S. President Barack Obama speaks about the economy during a visit to Knox College in Galesburg, Illinois July 24, 2013. (REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque)

UP: Quantity of President Obama’s speeches.

DOWN: Quality of President Obama’s speeches.

UP: Getting off the sinking Anthony Weiner ship.

DOWN: Democrats’ tolerance for the Weiner circus.

UP: Huma Abedin’s similarity to Lady Macbeth.

DOWN: Huma Abedin’s similarity to Joan of Arc.

UP: Obamacare problems.

DOWN: Logic in GOP’s scheme to defund Obamacare.

UP: Obama acting like he hasn’t been president since 2009.

DOWN: Obama’s poll numbers.

UP: L.A. Dodgers

DOWN: N.Y. Yankees

UP: Jihadis in Syria.

DOWN: Signs of any U.S. policy on Syria.