We interrupt the royal wedding insanity to bring you ... more insanity.

Forget McQueen. Forget the Aston Martin. And forget the two-second peck twice-done between Prince William and Kate Middleton.

This unidentified Westminster Abbey clergyman wins the royal wedding — while we’re at it, let’s just throw in the entire Internet:

From a member of The Washington Post’s royal wedding blogging-and-tweeting brigade who shall remain unidentified: “That Church of England. They’ve got swagger.”

As you were.

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