Watch this video. Yes, it’s real. Oh, where to begin: the mullets, the shorts, the shirtless bonding on the beach, the horrible beat, acid-wash jeans, Kathy Lee Crosby ... O.J. Simpson? Images you won’t be able to purge from your mind for weeks. If you don’t think U.S. soccer (and music and fashion) has come a long way, watch the video a second time.