United should be remarkably competent this year. Admirably mediocre. Maybe even reasonably good.
Will Jeff Maurer be happy? Sad? Somewhere in between?
It's time for a more intimidating logo.
At long last, it's over.
With high draft pick next season and a new stadium on the horizon, not all is lost.
So many missed chances lead to a draw.
In a meaningless game, the U.S. team plays mostly in "meh" mode, but pulls off the victory.
The players are playing for their jobs. But the team fields a lineup that is essentially Richmond Kickers Platinum.
A bad season got a little better with the acquisition of some hardware.
Further evidence that soccer games on artificial turf are a bad idea.