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#Candyheartrejects pokes fun at Valentine’s Day


(FRANCOIS LENOIR/REUTERS)

“Help me.” “Don’t worry, I work for the TSA.” “Fax Me.”

What’s the ideal message for a rejected conversation heart? Hilarious responses tempering the mushiness of Valentine’s Day are circulating in the D.C. Twittersphere and must be documented.

Behold, some of the best:

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