Charlie Sheen promises to tell "the real story" during his month-long, 20-city variety show tour. The Violent Torpedo of Truth hits D.C. tonight. (Carlos Osorio/AP)

The TV Column’s Lisa de Moraes gives you the lowdown on what to expect from Sheen tonight.

Celebritology will keep bringing you the latest Charlie Sheen news — including today’s custody hearing.

Style’s Dan Zak will be live-tweeting from the show: @mrdanzak .

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