The problem? The contraption can only be found in L.A.

Bad move, Sprinkles, and for one reason: No one is as into cupcakes as Washingtonians believe they are.

Sprinkles has an outpost in Georgetown, and a spokesperson for the company promises that multiple automat locations — including, yes, maybe one in D.C. — are on the horizon.

In the meantime, go ahead and start trolling the cupcake ATM’s Facebook page.