Clinton Yates (Breton Littlehales)

The immigration battle brewing over at Chipotle. Blind landings due to “staffer unavailability” at National Airport. Why Moammar Gaddafi is the Charlie Sheen of dictators.

News junkie and pop culture fanatic Clinton rounds up these gems and more — pole dancing for Jesus, anyone? — from The Washington Post and its partner sites in today’s edition of The Lunchline.

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