This Just In!

The Richmond Times-Dispatch reports “Courthouse Workers Surprised by Monkey in Woman’s Bra.

“Authorities said a woman entered the Amherst County Courthouse on Thursday morning with a tiny monkey tucked into her bra, dressed in diapers and a pink and white dress.”

Of course it was.

The monkey was identified as a 7-week-old marmoset. The woman’s name was withheld. “For family reasons.”