Before you find yourself smack in the middle of a three-hour commute home, take a few moments to remember Zach Burroughs, a.k.a “Washington Post’s Ice Cream Man.” His is the face that launched a thousand memes (and marriage proposals) after appearing on The Washington Post’s front page Jan. 28, 2011. (Which, by the way, is 3,000 years ago in Internet Standard Time.)



Oddly enough, while exploring his newfound stardom, Burroughs remarked to us he wasn’t really into ice cream — or PhotoShop, for that matter. Regardless, our hilarious video chat transcript with Burroughs is worth a read.