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In Manassas, Buddha is on the lam

Christopher "Buddha" Corey (Manassas City police)

How did such a friendly looking fellow pick up the handle “Buddha”? He doesn’t have a shaved head, and he’s 6’1” and 165 pounds, so he’s not particularly large. Is he down with Siddhartha? Is he all about the Four Noble Truths? If you know the answers to this, you probably know where Buddha is, so call the Manassas City cops at 703-330-0330.

Kenneth "Butta" Whack (Fairfax County police)

Buddha. Butta. “It’s such a thin line between clever and stupid,” the deep-thinking David St. Hubbins once said.

Tom Jackman is a native of Northern Virginia and has been covering the region for The Post since 1998.
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