“But I want to live in Manassas. Why can’t we live in Manassas?” (YUSUF AHMAD/REUTERS)

No longer.

After more than a year of public meetings, markups, amendments, proposals and votes, the Prince William Board of Supervisors on Tuesday created the Domestic Fowl Overlay District, inside of which certain property owners can keep a reasonable number of “bird units.”

Plenty of people want to keep chickens for various reasons, according to InsideNova.com, ranging from Vic Cole, who said he liked to farm his own eggs, to Talib Waheem, who said he wanted to recreate the atmosphere of his boyhood home in Pakistan.

So Prince William devised a boundary line known as the “rural crescent,” basically a crescent-shaped zone which starts at the Fauquier County line to the west, encircles/eliminates a large area from Haymarket to Manassas and also excludes the southern half of the county. If your land is an acre or more and zoned agricultural or semi-rural within or near the crescent — now officially known as the Domestic Fowl Overlay District — you can have a designated number of bird units. Ten-acre agricultural lots anywhere in the county are also now bird unit-eligible.

If you’ve got 10 acres or more of land in Prince William County, you can now stage a chicken 'laughing' contest, like this one in Makassar, Indonesia. About 1,600 chickens were involved in the contest, judged for the most melodious crowing, which according to the event organizers sound like human laughter. I did not make any of that up. (YUSUF AHMAD/REUTERS)

So the amended plan devised by county staff, which also includes a special-use permit fee that will likely be $100 or more for semi-rural landowners, was then approved. And Vic Cole can farm his eggs, Inside Nova reported. But Talib Waheem, whose land didn’t qualify, cannot.

And a “bird unit”? That’s 20 pigeons, doves or similar birds, OR 10 chickens, OR 6 ducks, OR 4 turkeys or geese, OR 1 emu or ostrich. Per acre. At five acres, you get three bird units per acre. If you’ve got ten acres or more, you can go nuts. Unlimited bird units.

You can read the entire 56-page board item here. Or you can read Kipp Hanley’s much more concise InsideNova.com report here.