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Got this in the mail Thursday. I think it’s real. Or is it a sham?
You will note that next Saturday is the day before St. Patrick’s Day. Shamrocks, yes. Also, there’s this definition of “sham” from Merriam-Webster: “a trick that deludes: hoax.”
Does that mean they will knock on doors and run away? Or tell you that Gov. Ken Cuccinelli would work for gun control and Obamacare? That might work around here, actually. So if you’re near Fairfax City next Saturday, be careful of that tricky attorney general.
Cuccinelli told me Friday morning that the Sham-knock is real, and they are planning on door-to-door campaigning on St. Pat’s Eve, weather permitting. “I’m sure St. Patrick would be proud!” the candidate said in an e-mail. “I can just picture St. Patrick, mitre in one hand, cell phone in the other...Okay, probably not!”
And we would be remiss if we did not include this brief clip from the Woody Allen film “Bananas,” which comes to mind whenever anyone uses the word “sham.”