“The Real Housewives of Miami” is returning for Season 2. (Glenn Watson/GLENN WATSON/BRAVO)

Bravo insisted that they are all “aspirational women” who “work hard and play harder” — in a city “where the food is spicy, and the drama is even spicier,” after which the network ran out of clichés. Unless you’re also counting the headline:

MUY CALIENTE! BRAVO GREENLIGHTS “THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI” FOR A SECOND SEASON