Craig Ferguson (SONJA FLEMMING/AP)

And, by “famous people” we mean not only actors and athletes, but also pretend people from movies and such.

CBS late night host Craig Ferguson is in talks to host “Identity Crisis,” according to the trade Web site Hollywood Reporter, explaining why he was not, as we’d hoped, in talks to replace Charlie Sheen on CBS’s “Two and Half Men.”

Ferguson would also get an executive producer credit on the show. That means he’d get paid twice – hooray!

Those crazy in-and-out-of-love kids Cox and Arquette formerly worked together on FX’s not-so-long-lived “Dirt” and ABC’s current comedy “Cougar Town.”

Here’s Ferguson getting ready to host Discovery’s “Shark Week”: