Mick Jagger and Keith Richards (in town for more Rolling Stone 50th anniversary concerts) were scheduled to read the Top 10 list Tuesday night on “Late Show With David Letterman” — but Richards got sick and bailed. Nonetheless, Jagger showed up to read “The Top 10 Things I, Mick Jagger, Have Learned After 50 Years in Rock n’ Roll.”

Here’s a clip of Jagger reading this list, which includes “Be considerate of other hotel guests — trash your room by 10 p.m”: