“Take that, ‘Downton Abbey’!” cracked Showtime programming chief David Nevins after screening clips from the upcoming season of “The Borgias” on his network.
Nevins’s new series is based on the Borgia family and stars Jeremy Irons as Pope Alexander VI — a.k.a. Roderic Llançol i de Borja (Borgia) — who was some kind of big noise in the late-15th and early-16th centuries.
Critics had no issues with the language, violence, skeevy sex here — it’s pay cable. That said, one critic did seem somewhat taken aback by a device on display at the back of the room — several props and costumes had been brought as audio-visual aids — and wanted to know whether Showtime intended to actually demonstrate the genitalia-related device during the upcoming season.
Yes, said exec producer James Flynn, who explained that devices like that were used in those days to help those suffering from venereal disease.
But when you’re kissing the premium cable ring, you tend to focus more on questions about whether “The Borgias” is the “ultimate 1 percent vs. 99 percent story.”
“You see it time and time again in history. It is the 1 percent vs. the 99 percent. But it always has been,” Irons said.
No one took the bait — too hard when mouth is busy kissing the ring.
One TV critic did note that the show “crystallizes why I left the Catholic Church” and wondered what Irons would say if he had to defend, in court, the actions of the pope.
Irons smiled his beautiful ironic smile, and fluttered his gorgeously long, thin, expressive hands as he explained that, back in the late-15th, early-16th century, the pope was “more of a monarch than a pope.”
“God, up there, was a given,” he said, but, that aside, the world had to be ruled, power had to be exerted, alliances had to be made, children had to be married to make those alliances.
“He behaved as a president now, or a king in the Middle East — an ayatollah — behaves now,” continued Irons, adding that he thought the question a little like “asking of Queen Elizabeth II if she’s upset when she sees a production of ‘Richard III,’ who also behaved badly.”
No one took that bait either. This ring kissing is pretty mentally taxing stuff.
Critics, however, were interested in finding out how Irons got cast as voice of the bar rag on “The Simpsons.”
The bar rag started out as an ancient Egyptian tapestry, Irons explained. But, by the time it gets to the present day, it is just “a little bit of bar rag.”
“I was delighted to do it and I was honored to be asked,” Irons said.
But, persisted critics who know the germ of a great story when they hear one, how did he come to be asked?
“There was a telephone call and I was asked would I do it?” Irons said.