Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
September 24, 2021
"[He was] responsible for the situation because he was enforcing the rules."
-- German citizen on why he killed a gas station attendant for insisting he wear a mask
September 23, 2021
"They're exactly the kind of people, if you were planning to control the military for political purposes, you would want gone."
-- Fox News' Tucker Carlson on why Navy Seals are being required to get COVID vaccines
September 22, 2021
"We have no underlying definite facts that it wasn't."
-- Trump representative Sean Dollman during recent deposition, when asked the basis of his assertion that the 2020 election was fraudulent
September 21, 2021
"Leftists like Stern and CNNLOL and Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi and Anthony Fauci are deliberately looking to manipulate Trump supporters into not getting vaccinated."
-- Breitbart's John Nolte, on using reverse psychology
September 20, 2021
"If you were a Nazi in the early 1950s, you just kept that to yourself. Not so much anymore."
-- former Sen. Al Franken
September 19, 2021
"I have been the most effective member of Congress this session."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
September 18, 2021
"Our hearts and minds are with the people being persecuted so unfairly relating to the January 6th protest concerning the Rigged Presidential Election."
-- former President Trump on today's rally
September 17, 2021
"Nicki Minaj's cousin's testicles are not swollen; as far as we know, he's fine. It's Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles who are swollen from taking the vax."
-- Tucker Carlson
September 16, 2021
"Truthfully, I yearn for the calm, peaceful, placid leadership days of President Donald Trump."
-- former WH economic adviser Larry Kudlow
"The election was rigged and we're not going to have a country left in three years, I'll tell you that."
-- Trump, day before yesterday
September 15, 2021
"I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure if you died, the cancer dies at the same time. That's not a loss. That's a draw."
-- Norm Macdonald