Say What? Archive


Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • September 24, 2021

    "[He was] responsible for the situation because he was enforcing the rules."
    -- German citizen on why he killed a gas station attendant for insisting he wear a mask

  • September 23, 2021

    "They're exactly the kind of people, if you were planning to control the military for political purposes, you would want gone."
    -- Fox News' Tucker Carlson on why Navy Seals are being required to get COVID vaccines

  • September 22, 2021

    "We have no underlying definite facts that it wasn't."
    -- Trump representative Sean Dollman during recent deposition, when asked the basis of his assertion that the 2020 election was fraudulent

  • September 21, 2021

    "Leftists like Stern and CNNLOL and Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi and Anthony Fauci are deliberately looking to manipulate Trump supporters into not getting vaccinated."
    -- Breitbart's John Nolte, on using reverse psychology

  • September 20, 2021

    "If you were a Nazi in the early 1950s, you just kept that to yourself. Not so much anymore."
    -- former Sen. Al Franken

  • September 19, 2021

    "I have been the most effective member of Congress this session."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • September 18, 2021

    "Our hearts and minds are with the people being persecuted so unfairly relating to the January 6th protest concerning the Rigged Presidential Election."
    -- former President Trump on today's rally

  • September 17, 2021

    "Nicki Minaj's cousin's testicles are not swollen; as far as we know, he's fine. It's Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles who are swollen from taking the vax."
    -- Tucker Carlson

  • September 16, 2021

    "Truthfully, I yearn for the calm, peaceful, placid leadership days of President Donald Trump."
    -- former WH economic adviser Larry Kudlow

    "The election was rigged and we're not going to have a country left in three years, I'll tell you that."
    -- Trump, day before yesterday

  • September 15, 2021

    "I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure if you died, the cancer dies at the same time. That's not a loss. That's a draw."
    -- Norm Macdonald