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Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • October 15, 2019

    "Anyone who wants to assist Syria in protecting the Kurds is good with me, whether it is Russia, China, or Napoleon Bonaparte. I hope they all do great, we are 7,000 miles away!"
    -- Trump

  • October 14, 2019

    "What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court, and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo."
    -- Rep. Matt Gaetz

    "My childhood was forever traumatized by watching the death penalty trials on 'Captain Kangaroo.' Also scarred by watching the terrorist Dennis the Menace; Lassie, the first trans star, a male dog passing as female; the crime family Andy's Gang; and lone shooter Quick Draw McGraw."
    -- Elayne Boosler

  • October 13, 2019

    "For the good of the Country, this Wirch Hunt should end now!"
    -- Trump tweet

  • October 12, 2019

    "I have a little conflict of interest 'cause I have a major, major building in Istanbul. It's a tremendously successful job. It's called Trump Towers -- two towers, instead of one; not the usual one, it's two."
    -- Donald Trump, 2015

  • October 11, 2019

    "From the day I announced I was running for President, I have never had a good Fox News poll. Whoever their Pollster is, they suck. But Fox News is also much different than it used to be in the good old days... Fox News doesn't deliver for us anymore. It is so different than it used to be. Oh well, I'm President!"
    -- Trump

  • October 10, 2019

    "The Kurds are fighting for their land...They didn't help us in the Second World War. They didn't help us with Normandy, as an example....But they're there to help us with their land. It's a different thing."
    -- Trump

    "Nancy Pelosi knew of all the many Shifty Adam Schiff lies and massive frauds perpetrated upon Congress and the American people, in the form of a fraudulent speech knowingly delivered as a ruthless con, and the illegal meetings with a highly partisan 'Whistleblower' and lawyer. This makes Nervous Nancy every bit as guilty as Liddle' Adam Schiff for High Crimes and Misdemeanors, and even Treason. I guess this means that they, along with all of those that evilly 'Colluded' with them, must all be immediately impeached!"
    -- Trump

     

  • October 09, 2019

    "If I hear the president say one more time, 'I made a campaign promise to get out of Syria,' I'm going to throw up. His duty as commander-in-chief, I believe, compels him to act honorably to the Kurds..."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham

  • October 07, 2019

    "As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I've done before!)."
    -- Trump

  • October 07, 2019

    "As everybody knows, we've been treated very unfairly, very different from everybody else. If you go over not only history, I mean, you go over any aspect of life, you'll see how unfairly we've been treated. We've done a fantastic job. Everything to me is about corruption."
    -- Trump

    I don't care about politics. I don't care about anything, but I do care about corruption."
    -- Trump

  • October 06, 2019

    "Shorn of its rambling character and in not so many words, this is the essence of what the president communicated...[...]...This is in sum and character what the president was trying to communicate with the president of Ukraine."
    -- House Intelligence Committee's Adam Schiff introducing and concluding his paraphrase/parody account of Trump-Zelensky conversation

    "He is sick!...He wrote down and wrote terrible things, then said it was from the mouth of the President of the United States. I want Schiff questioned at the highest level for Fraud and Treason."
    -- Trump