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Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • April 20, 2019

    "Oh, my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I'm f***ed...How could you let this happen to me, Jeff?"
    -- Trump to AG Sessions, on learning Robert Mueller had been appointed special counsel

  • April 19, 2019

    "Crazy Mueller Report...It was not necessary for me to respond to statements made in the 'Report' about me, some of which are total bullshit..."
    -- Trump

  • April 18, 2019

    "I haven't read it, but it's just wholly unnecessary. You just don't need it. It's pure mischief."
    -- former Trump attorney John Dowd on Mueller report

    "Presidential harassment!"
    -- Trump

  • April 17, 2019

    "This WikiLeaks is like a treasure trove."
    -- Trump 2016

    "I love WikiLeaks."
    -- Trump 2016

    "This WikiLeaks stuff is unbelievable. It tells you the inner heart, you gotta read it."
    -- Trump 2016

    "They've got it all down, folks. WikiLeaks."
    -- Trump 2016

    "Oh, we love WikiLeaks...I just love reading those WikiLeaks."
    -- Trump 2016

    "I know nothing about WikiLeaks. It's not my thing...It's not my deal in life."
    -- Trump last week, after the arrest of Julian Assange

    "Clearly the president was making a joke during the 2016 campaign."
    -- WH press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders

  • April 16, 2019

    "We will in all likelihood never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetime."
    -- Trump evangelical adviser and former Rep. Michelle Bachman, on Trump

    "She is somebody that doesn't really understand life -- real life. What it's all about. She's got a way about her that's very, very bad for our country."
    -- Trump on Rep. Ilhan Omar

  • April 15, 2019

    "I'm the only person running Homeland Security."
    -- Trump

  • April 14, 2019

    "When I won the election in 2016, the New York Times had to beg their fleeing subscribers for forgiveness in that they covered the election (and me) so badly...Their sources often don't even exist, a fraud. They will lie and cheat any way possible to make me look bad. In six years they will be gone."
    -- Trump

  • April 13, 2019

    "Those cages that were shown, I think they were very inappropriate. They were built by President Obama's administration, not by Trump. President Obama had child separation. Take a look. The press knows it, you know it, we all know it. I'm the one that stopped it."
    -- Trump

    "Once you don't have [child separation], that's why you see many more people coming. They're coming because it's a picnic, because - 'Let's go to Disneyland!'"
    -- Trump

  • April 12, 2019

    "What they did was treason."
    -- Trump on Mueller investigation

    "A phony and treasonous hoax!"
    -- Trump on Mueller investigation

    "This is actually treason."
    -- Trump on Mueller investigation

    "I think that what the Democrats are doing with the Border is TREASONOUS!"
    -- Trump

    "The bottom line is: no collusion, no obstruction. And that's the way it is."
    -- Trump

  • April 11, 2019

    "I have not read the Mueller report. I haven't seen the Mueller report. As far as I'm concerned, I don't care about the Mueller report. I've been totally exonerated... It was an illegal investigation. It was started illegally. Everything about it was crooked...What they did was treason...This was an attempted coup."
    -- Trump

    "[It] does not exonerate him."
    -- AG William Barr quoting the Mueller report on obstruction