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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 06, 2022

    "He's destroying the rule of law...Has anyone heard about the Document Hoax?"
    -- Trump on Biden

  • October 05, 2022

    "We're all targets now, for daring to push back against the regime...I'm not going to mince words with you all. Democrats want Republicans dead and they have already started the killings."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • October 04, 2022

    "Is McConnell approving all of these Trillions of Dollars worth of Democrat sponsored Bills...because he hates Donald J. Trump?...He has a DEATH WISH. Must immediately seek help and advice from his China-loving wife, Coco Chow!"
    -- Trump on Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao, who resigned as Secretary of Transportation in response to 1/6

    "As you know, the president likes to give people nicknames."
    -- Sen. Rick Scott, asked about Trump's racist outburst

  • October 03, 2022

    "All of you mentally ill Covid freaks are more than welcome to voluntarily wear masks. No one is stopping you. But no more allowing your mental illness and irrational fears to control the lives and behaviors of sane people!"
    -- Donald Trump Jr.

     

  • October 02, 2022

    "I love being with her. She's like my psychiatrist. I've never seen a psychiatrist, but if I did, I'm sure it would not be as good as this, right?"
    -- Trump to staffers, on being interviewed by NYT reporter Maggie Haberman for her forthcoming book

  • October 01, 2022

    "States rights! Did you know that a governor can declare war? And we're going to probably see that."
    -- former Trump national security adviser Mike Flynn

  • September 30, 2022

    "No black or mulatto, or Indian, Mongolian, or Asiatic, shall be permitted [to testify in court] against any white person... All marriages between a white person and a [Black person], shall... be absolutely void."
    -- provisions in The Howell Code, the first set of laws put in place by Arizona's Territorial legislature in 1863

  • September 29, 2022

    "It was almost too stupid for words."
    -- former WH official, on Trump's demanding to know if China was shooting us with a "hurricane gun"

  • September 28, 2022

    Dr. Oz on opponent John Fetterman's hoodies:
    "When he dresses like that, it's not an accident. He's kicking authority in the balls. He's saying, 'I'm the man. I'll show those guys who's boss.'"

    Twitter responses:
    "If you advertised an event where Philadelphians were given the opportunity to 'Come kick authority in the balls,' there would be a line six miles long before the first kick was landed." -- Toxic

    "'Kicking authority in the balls' may be the greatest campaign slogan ever." -- Exasperated Human

  • September 27, 2022

    "Everyone was asked to leave the premises. They wanted to be left alone, without any witnesses to see what they were doing, taking or, hopefully not, 'planting.'"
    -- Trump on the FBI at Mar-a-Lago