Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
September 28, 2022
Dr. Oz on opponent John Fetterman's hoodies:
"When he dresses like that, it's not an accident. He's kicking authority in the balls. He's saying, 'I'm the man. I'll show those guys who's boss.'"
"If you advertised an event where Philadelphians were given the opportunity to 'Come kick authority in the balls,' there would be a line six miles long before the first kick was landed." -- Toxic
"'Kicking authority in the balls' may be the greatest campaign slogan ever." -- Exasperated Human
September 27, 2022
"Everyone was asked to leave the premises. They wanted to be left alone, without any witnesses to see what they were doing, taking or, hopefully not, 'planting.'"
-- Trump on the FBI at Mar-a-Lago
September 26, 2022
"The question I get asked more than any other question: 'If you had to do it again, would you have done it?' The answer is, yeah, I think so. Because here's the way I look at it. I have so many rich friends and nobody knows who they are."
-- Trump to NYT reporter Maggie Haberman
September 25, 2022
"How to break an arm at home."
-- top Google search in Russia
September 24, 2022
"This is not really a trial. This is a show trial, a literal kangaroo court."
-- Alex Jones, in news conference held outside courthouse
September 23, 2022
"Were they looking for the Hillary Clinton emails that were deleted?...They may have thought that it was in there."
-- Trump on FBI seizing documents at Mar-a-Lago
September 22, 2022
"I did declassify...There doesn't have to be a process, as I understand it...If you're the President of the United States, you can declassify just by saying, "It's declassified" -- even by thinking about it."
September 21, 2022
"They're juicing the numbers and they're cooking the books."
-- Rep. Jim Jordan on the DOJ
September 20, 2022
"We are a nation that no longer has a free press...We are a nation where free speech is no longer allowed."
September 19, 2022
"Joe Biden actually presents himself like an autocrat, like a fascist."
-- Rep. Byron Donalds
"Put your right hand in the air...America will have a new birth of liberty."
-- PA GOP gubernatorial nominee Doug Mastriano at rally