Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • October 03, 2019

    "Believe it or not, I watch my words very carefully."
    -- Trump

  • October 02, 2019

    "This is simply about a phone conversation that could not have been nicer, warmer, or better... It is just another Democrat Hoax!... What is taking place is not an impeachment, it is a COUP...The greatest Witch Hunt in the history of our Country!"
    -- Trump

    "He's giving the country the middle finger."
    -- GOP primary challenger Joe Walsh on Trump

  • October 01, 2019

    "I want Schiff questioned at the highest level for Fraud and Treason."
    -- Trump

    "I wouldn't cooperate with Adam Schiff. I think Adam Schiff should be removed."
    -- Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani

    "If the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never heal."
    -- Pastor Robert Jeffress, retweeted by Trump

    "There's nothing there, but the Democrats say, 'We don't care. We're going to move towards impeachment.' They don't care about the facts."
    -- Rep. Jim Jordan

  • September 30, 2019

    "I'm the real whistleblower."
    -- Trump personal attorney Rudy Giuliani

    "The president of the United States is the whistleblower."
    -- WH senior policy adviser Stephen Miller

  • September 29, 2019

    "[A] seven-page Nancy Drew novel."
    -- WH senior adviser Steven Miller on whistleblower complaint

    "Liddle Adam Schiff."
    -- Trump on chairman of House Intelligence Committee

    "Nancy Pelosi finally capitulated to her angry mob. She does the worst thing a woman in power can do, which is she just changes her mind because the men around her said 'Change your mind.'"
    -- WH counselor Kellyanne Conway

  • September 28, 2019

    "Joe Biden may be the most corrupt politician in Washington, bar none. This effort going on here is actually a two-fer. It is designed by the Democrats to take out both Trump and Biden and clear the way for anybody else, probably Elizabeth Warren."
    -- radio host Rush Limbaugh

    "It's not about us, is it? It's about our love for America. It's about our love for our own borders, language, and culture...He is already in the hay wagon on the way to the guillotine because of the fascist vermin in the media."
    -- radio host Michael Savage

    "She's lost her way...As far as I'm concerned, unfortunately she's no longer Speaker of the House."
    -- Trump on Nancy Pelosi

  • September 27, 2019

    "This isn't some guy babbling in the men's room at Starbucks. That is the man who chairs the mighty House Intelligence Committee. We trust him with the most sensitive information, and yet he is clearly, demonstrably mentally ill."
    -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Rep. Adam Schiff

  • September 26, 2019

    "These people are stone cold crooked...Witch Hunt garbage...Presidential Harassment!...It is all a Democrat/Adam Schiff Scam!...A continuation of the Greatest and most Destructive Witch Hunt of all time!"
    -- Trump on announcement of formal impeachment inquiry

    "They're almost a spy...You know what we used to do in the old days when we were smart with spies and treason, right?"
    -- Trump on source for whistleblower, speaking in New York City to staff from the United States Mission to the United Nations

  • September 25, 2019

    "You have stolen my dreams, my childhood, with your empty words...We are in the beginning of a massive extinction, and all you can talk about is the money, and fairytales of eternal economic growth. How dare you. For more than thirty years the science has been crystal clear."
    -- climate change activist Greta Thunberg to world leaders at UN

    "She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future."
    -- Trump

    "I can't wait for Stephen King's sequel, 'Children of the Climate.'"
    -- Laura Ingraham

    "She is the Greta Effect. She's causing and instilling fear in millions of kids around the world, and actually has them believing that Government can legislate our climate...It's almost like medieval witchcraft again."
    -- industry-funded climate denier Mark Morano

  • September 24, 2019

    "I think I'm going to get a Nobel Prize for a lot of things, if they gave it out fairly, which they don't."
    -- Trump