........Elon Musk on Democratic Party: "Has become the party of division and hate...The real president is whoever controls the teleprompter."....Charlie Sykes on Musk: "We live in an age of s***-posting billionaires...It's good to be f-you rich in an age without guardrails or shame."....Maureen Dowd on Justice Alito's leaked Roe v. Wade draft: "The Puritans' greatest victory since they expelled Roger Williams from the Massachusetts Bay Colony."....Laurence Tribe on leaked opinion: "Whoever wrote it thinks they're really smart -- but their work turns out to be just plain dumb from start to finish."....Sen. Patrick Leahy: "Here we are today, a body of 100, 76% of which are male, making decisions about the private lives of the nearly 168 million women in this country. That's ludicrous."....CA Gov. Gavin Newsom: "Where the hell's my party? Where's the Democratic Party?"....Rep. Val Demings: "I'm sick and tired of Marco Rubio trying to tell women what to do."....MSNBC's Ari Melber: "So to Republicans, a 12-year-old is old enough to be forced to give birth, get married, or shoot an assault rifle, but is too young to say "gay" or see bad words in a book? Do I have that right?"....Rep. Lauren Boebert: "The Left thinks misgendering someone is a more heinous crime than dismembering and murdering a baby."....hate-preacher Greg Locke to his Tennessee congregation: "You cannot be a Christian and vote Democrat! They are God-denying demons who butcher babies and hate this nation!...You God-denying communists, you'll find out what an insurrection is!...The Bible says we'll take it by force."....former Trump assistant Peter Navarro on Dr. Anthony Fauci: "Here's your future, Tony. Republicans are gonna take back the House. You're gonna sit your ass down in a chair, in Congress, and you're gonna confess to creating the virus...and we're gonna fit you for an orange jumpsuit."....Sen. Ted Cruz: "Today's Democrats believe in mob rule and intimidation, just like the Marxists and the Communists. They're willing to burn down our institutions to get what they want!"....Mike Pence: "This Administration has done more damage to America in a year and a half than any presidency in my lifetime."....Trump Defense Secretary Mark Esper on Trump: "An unprincipled person who, given his self-interest, should not be in the position of public service."....Trump on Esper: "Weak and totally ineffective...He would do anything I wanted, that's why I called him Yesper. He was a lightweight and figurehead and I realized it very early on."....Steve Bannon on Esper's book: "You're going to be held accountable for this, bro...When we come to power don't think you're skipping away from this."....Howard Dean on Sen. Josh Hawley and J.D. Vance: "A lot of B.S., not much loyalty to the United States of America, slick."....Ann Coulter on incoming WH Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre: "The first person in that post who is a black lesbian. But in a bow to tradition, she IS a complete moron."....John Pavlovitz on Great Replacement theory: "I'm a white guy and I want white guys like Tucker Carlson replaced with anyone with human decency."....Ricky Gervais on Piers Morgan interviewing the Taliban: "I've lost all respect for them."....
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