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Mudline April 16, 2021
April 16, 2021
........Fox News' Tucker Carlson: "The Democratic Party is trying to replace the current electorate...with new people, more obedient voters from the Third World...That's true!"....Anti-Defamation League on Carlson's "replacement" comments: "Not just a dog whistle to racists -- it was a bullhorn."....CNN's Jim Acosta on Carlson: "I'm not sure why he spells Tucker with just one K."....David Leheny on suggested title for Mike Pence memoir: "Humble Servant: How I Let Donald Trump Almost Kill Me and My Family, and Why I'd Do It Again."....Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on NYT: "CCP-controlled."....Erick Erickson on Greene: "She's batshit crazy."....Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green on women athletes: "I'm really tired of seeing them complain about the lack of pay, because they're doing themselves a disservice by just complaining."....Megan Rapinoe in response: "You obviously kind of showed your whole ass in not even understanding what we all talk about all the time."....Trump on Sen. Mitch McConnell: "Stone cold loser...That dumb son of a bitch."....former Speaker of the House John Boehner on Trump: "Incited that bloody insurrection for nothing more than selfish reasons."....David Corn on Boehner's GOP: "You invited in the crazies and gave them a big bear-hug."....Mike Huckabee: "I've decided to 'identify' as Chinese. Coke will like me, Delta will agree with my 'values' and I'll probably get shoes from Nike and tickets to MLB games."....Daily Beast's Asawin Suebsaeng: "I've decided to identify as Mike Huckabee because I am also a huge idiot who has no skills at interacting with modernity."....Ken Jeong on Huckabee: "I've decided to identify you as racist."....John Boehner, improvising while recording the audio version of his memoir: "P.S. Ted Cruz, go f*** yourself."....Cruz: "He suggested that I do something that was anatomically impossible. To which my response was: Who's John Boehner?"....Maureen Dowd on Rep. Matt Gaetz: "The Beavis to Donald Trump's Butt-Head."....Michael Cohen on Gaetz: "I really do hope at the end of the day this resolves quickly for Matt, because I don't want him to miss the prom."....Twitter commenter: "Matt Gaetz is everything the Republicans were looking for in Hunter Biden."....Andrew Sullivan on Twitter: "Where all the reasonable arguments go to die."....
