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Mudline May 29, 2023
May 29, 2023
........Tucker Carlson on Biden: "The only job training program this administration has gotten behind in two years is getting Black people to sell more weed in the city."....Trump, on the morning his rape trial began: "The E. Jean Carroll case, Ms. Bergdorf Goodman, is a made-up SCAM."....Tucker Carlson on Trump: "What he's good at is destroying things. He's the undisputed world champion of that."....Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I know a ton of White people that are as lazy and sorry and probably worse than Black people I know."....Rep. Clay Higgins: "Over time, American communities will build beautiful, church-owned public-access libraries...The libraries regular Americans recall are gone. They've become liberal grooming centers.".....RNC chair Ronna McDaniel on Biden presidency: "A catastrophe for the American people."....Jesse Watters: "Joe Biden's a fraudulent president, who is terrified of reporters. All the man does is blame everything on Donald Trump and then go on vacation."....Trump on Biden administration: "They don't understand life. They don't understand -- whatever it is you have to understand."....Sen. Ed Markey on SC Justice Clarence Thomas: "It is evident that he cannot judge right from wrong, so why should he be judging the country's most important cases on its highest court?"....Rep. Lauren Boebert: "Buttigieg is running the country's rail system like a toddler playing with his first toy train set."....Trump on his former acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney: "'Liddle' Mick Mulvaney...The guy was uncharismatic, a born loser."....Andrew Sullivan on Dr. Fauci: "The patron saint of the pharmaceutical-government-media complex."....Trump on Sen. John McCain: "I never felt good about anybody having anything to do with John McCain and never will, even despite the fact that at their request, I gave him the world's longest funeral. Much like his wars, it never ended."....Roman Scheremeta on Tucker Carlson: "He is the most quoted and praised American political commentator on Russian propaganda TV. For them he is a hero...We literally have a Russian propagandist in our country."....Desi Lydic on Tucker Carlson's firing: "Apparently they only told him 10 minutes before announcing it publicly -- that's just so cold, and that's barely enough time to pack up all his Nazi memorabilia."....Howard Stern: "As important as Tucker Carlson might be to the Fox Network, [Rupert Murdoch] will fire your ass if you're a pain in the ass. Because at the end of the day, you are a fly on his asshole."....Trump: "Joe Biden is guilty. I am not at all. Thank you very much."....
