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Mudline April 11, 2021
April 11, 2021
........Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Dr. Anthony Fauci: "Dr. Always Wrong."....former Trump adviser Peter Navarro on Fauci: "He's simply a sociopath. He just lies to advance his own interest."....Trump on Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx: "Two self-promoters trying to reinvent history."....FL spring break partier Kyle Mrzena, aka "the Miami Joker," on the pandemic: "We were invited to come here by the governor...COVID is over, baby! F*** that sh**!...It's all a joke. It's all propaganda."....Fox & Friends co-host Ainsley Earhardt on Georgia voter suppression law: "If you go to Yankee Stadium, and you stand in line and get a ticket, do they serve you water?"....Steve Doocy: "I have been voting for over 40 years and I have never thought o myself, 'Okay, I'm gonna go vote today. Will they have snacks?'"....former acting Solicitor General Neal Katyal on Trump: "The only president to have more open grand juries than election wins."....Noam Chomsky on Trump: "The worst criminal in human history."....Sen. Ted Cruz: "The contempt of Democrats for prayers is an odd sociological thing."....Molly Jong-Fast on Cruz and Sen. Lindsey Graham: "The lessons these Republican senators learned from Trumpism is performative assholism."....AOC on Cruz: "Your resignation is 84 days past due. At least."....Sean Hannity on former House speaker John Boehner: "Will go down in history as one of the worst Republican speakers in history...There was not a single time I was around him when he didn't just reek of cigarette smoke and wine breath."....Michigan GOP chair Ron Weiser on top Dem officials: "Our job now is to soften up those three witches and make sure...that they are ready for the burning at the stake."....Sen. John Kennedy: "The people that President Biden has put in charge to make border security policy are not qualified to manage a food truck."....James Carville on White House press corps questions at first Biden press conference: "I give them a D+ today."....Jeanine Pirro on Biden presser: "Most of it made no sense to me."....Sen. Steve Daines on cartel meth in his home state: "Twenty years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown. And you had purity levels less than 30%."....
