............George Will on Trump: "A practitioner of crybaby conservatism...Ever a weaking, [he] will end his presidency as he began it: whining."....Biden on Trump COVID policy: "Waving the white flag."....WH Press Secretary Mark Meadows: "The only person waving a white flag, with his white mask, is Joe Biden."....Trump on Biden: "Waving a white flag on life."....Melania Trump: "Joe Biden's policy and socialist agenda will only serve to destroy America and all that has been built in the past four years."....Sen. Ed Markey on ACB's judicial philosophy: "Originalism is racist...sexist...homophobic. Originalism is just a fancy word for discrimination."....Sen. Mike Lee on Markey: "Patently irresponsible...Has essentially said that our Constitution is racist."....AOC: "Trump is the racist visionary, but McConnell gets the job done."....Maureen Dowd: "Biden is an empath. Trump is a sociopath...His only normal is chaos."....Ann Coulter on Biden: "A slurring dementia patient."....Leana S. Wen on Trump administration: "Meeting the greatest public health crisis of our time with a shrug...History will look back on this moment in disbelief and horror."....Obama on Trump: "Isn't going to suddenly protect all of us. He can't even take the basic steps to protect himself."....Mary Trump on her uncle: "Anybody who's capable of putting hundreds of millions of people at risk to avoid looking bad doesn't care about you...Deep down, he's a terrified little boy."....Donald Trump Jr.: "My father gave me an opportunity to work my way up in his company. Joe Biden gave his son China."....Trump on Biden: "A pathetic candidate."....Michael Daily on Trump: "Thug-in-Chief."....Ben Rhodes on SC and Justice ACB: "Hemorrhaging legitimacy."....Bob Woodward: "Trump is melting down, to put it charitably."....Peggy Noonan on Sen. Kamala Harris: "She's going for a Happy Warrior vibe, but she's coming across as insubstantial, frivolous...When she started to dance in the rain onstage...it was embarrassing."....Claire McCaskill on Noonan: "I've never been more disappointed in a woman that I thought I admired in my life."....John Bolton on Trump: "Doesn't have a worldview."....Trump on a Biden presidency: "Wave bye-bye to your 401(k), cause it's going down the tubes."....Anthony Scaramucci on Trump: "There's a screw loose and you don't have to be a psychiatrist to see that...He's not a fully developed adult."....Trump biographer Michael D'Antonio: "Biden feels others' pain. Trump doesn't even feel his own."....Sacha Baron Cohen on Trump: "The world's greatest superspreader of coronavirus conspiracies."....Trump on Cohen: "A phony guy...A creep."....Susan B. Glasser: "What does the worst debate in American history look like? It looks like the debate that took place on Tuesday night."....Biden on Trump: "You're the worst president America has ever had."...Rep. Elise Stefanik on Biden: "Lying to the American people."....Sen. Bernie Sanders: "We have a president who is working day and night to undermine American democracy."....Biden to vets: "Vote Bonespurs out and reclaim your stolen honor!"....Lincoln Project on Sen. Lindsey Graham: "A weak man with a weak character...Spineless, do-nothing dead weight...Pathetic swamp rat."....Obama on Trump: "Wants full credit for the economy he inherited and zero blame for the pandemic he ignored."....Laurence O'Donnell on Trump: "In my experience, whenever someone says 'I am the least racist person in the room,' they are always the most racist person in the room."....William Saletan on Trump: "In the course of his presidency, he has attacked the press, the FBI, the CIA, the military, Canada, NATO, the U.S. Park Police, governors, mayors, Fox News, and his own appointees."....Donald Trump Jr. on Biden: "Joe's idea of serving the American people is to get Hunter rich then doze off in his basement while CNN campaigns for him."....Steve Schmidt on Trump: "The greatest con man this country has ever produced...He will ask people to perform sedition."....Clare McCaskill on Trump: "Like the most uncomfortable shoes you've ever had to wear."....clothing designer/tailor Fresh, on Trump's suit: "When you have more clothes than body in the clothes, you're showing the viewer you're trying to hide something."....Stephen King on Trump "What a dink."........
Doonesbury October 23, 1999
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