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Mudline February 17, 2020
February 17, 2020
............................Trump on those who favored impeachment: "The crookedest, most dishonest, dirtiest people I've ever known...low-lifes...stone cold crazy...evil...sick...corrupt...scum...bad...horrible...vicious...leakers."....Sen. Bernie Sanders: "The president we are running against is a pathological liar, a racist, a xenophobe, a sexist, a bully and a religious bigot."....Trump on impeachment: "It was all bulls***."....Trump on Sanders: "I think he's a communist...Didn't he get married in Moscow?"....Trump on Rep. Adam Schiff: "A vicious, horrible person."....Trump on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi: "The most overrated person in politics."....Trump on Sen. Joe Manchin: "A puppet for Schumer and Pelosi."....Lucian K. Truscott IV: "Donald Trump is like a kid who gets on an elevator full of people and pushes the button for every floor."....Dana Milbank: "As our children see our feckless leaders tolerate a [man] without a fiber of virtue, I fear we will all become who he is."....Trump on Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman: "Very insubordinate."....Rep. Paul Gosar on Vindman and his twin brother Lt. Col. Yevgeny Vindman: "The White House is running a two-for-one special today on deep state leakers."....Laurence Tribe: "The Trump Theorem: The breadth of the post-acquittal purge is directly proportional to the shallowness of the acquittal."....former Congressman Joe Walsh: "My Republican Party isn't a party. It's a cult."....John Iadarola on Donald Trump Jr.: "Of all the books Jr. hasn't read, the Bible is the one he hasn't read the most."....Fox News' Andrew Napolitano on Trump: "Clearly guilty...Somewhere, Richard Nixon is smiling."....Sen. Sherrod Brown: "In private, many of my colleagues agree that the president is reckless and unfit. They admit his lies. And they acknowledge what he did was wrong. They know this president has done things Richard Nixon never did. And they know that more damning evidence is likely to come out."....Sen. Mitt Romney on Trump: "Corrupting an election process in a democratic republic is about as abusive and egregious an act against the Constitution -- and one's oath -- that I can imagine. It's what autocrats do."....Laura Ingraham on Romney: "You committed a fraud on the people of Utah, on the Repbulican Party, on the Constitution, and have thoroughly embarrassed yourself."....Trump on Romney: "Used religion as a crutch."....Lawrence O'Donnell: "Each day for the rest of his life Lindsey Graham will live in enraged jealousy of Mitt Romney's courage."....Sen. Chuck Schumer on Trump: "We've never had a president who's as vindictive and nasty as this one, and he strikes fear in the hearts of a lot of people."....Steve Schmidt on Trump: "Has a fetish for autocrats, and it's frightening."....Michael Tomasky on Trump impeachment trial: "This is straight out of East Germany."....David Smith: "To future historians, the impeachment 'trial' offers a glimpse of what an imploding empire might look like."....Rep. Tim Ryan on SOTUS: "I just walked out...I've had enough. It's like watching professional wrestling. It's all fake."....Rick Wilson on SOTUS: "A Bataan Death March of bulls***."....Mika Brzezinski on SOTUS: "A pile of lies."....Pelosi on SOTUS: "A manifesto of mistruth."....Trump on Pelosi: "A horrible person...I doubt she prays at all...I think she's a very confused, nervous woman."....Trump on Sen. Elizabeth Warren: "This woman can't tell the truth."....Trump on Michael Bloomberg: "Mini-Mike...Part of the Fake News."....Trump on Dems: "I see the hatred. They don't care about fairness, they don't care about lying...I think they just want to win, and it doesn't matter how they win."....Schiff on Trump: "Truth matters little to him. What's right matters even less, and decency matters not at all."....Bloomberg campaign adviser Timothy L. O'Brien on Trump: "A corrupt and obscene predator."....Tucker Carlson on Dems: "Now that impeachment is over, maybe we can have our country back...They yammered on for months about some meaningless phone call with a Ukrainian. Nobody outside of Twitter ever cared, not for one minute. The country was always bored by this."....Garrison Keillor: "Mr. Trump wouldn't have been a capable water commissioner in a midsize city, but here he is, running foreign policy based on phone conversations with Tucker Carlson."....Brian L. Ott: "In the end, it will have been Fox News, not Donald Trump, that destroyed democracy."....Ann Coulter: "In two years, Trump will be fawning over Nancy Pelosi while crapping on Reps. Jordan, Meadows, Gaetz, and Nunes."....Bette Midler on Trump's ambition: "If he wins again, he will rule you until he dies, you die, or both. Then...you'll get Ivanka."....Stephen Colbert on Trump and GOP senators: "It's hard to tell where his ass ends and their lips begin."........................
