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Mudline February 1, 2023
February 1, 2023
....Rep. Elise Stefanik: "Each day it becomes clearer that Joe Biden and the Biden Crime Family are corrupt and significant threats to national security."....Newt Gingrich: "The Bidens are just a Delaware version of the Sopranos."....Michael Cohen on Trump: "If you think Donald wouldn't sell any of the [classified] information for a can of tuna or a package of stamps, you would be inaccurate."....Sean Hannity on Philadelphia: "Hell on Earth."....defeated candidate Kari Lake on her state's election system: "In Arizona we vote for a month, and then we count votes for two weeks until we get the outcome they want."....Donald Trump Jr. on World Economic Forum: "These are the people that want you eating bugs, and eliminating meat, and eliminating your ability to own anything independently."....Steve Bannon on Sen. Lindsey Graham: "He's a cancer...There's nothing good with having McConnell's mini-me, the snake, around you at all."....Rick Wilson on Floridians: "Do you wonder why DeSantis won by 19? Crazy people, that's why."....Trump on special counsel Jack Smith: "He is a terrorist. He is a Trump-hater...He should resign. His wife hates Trump."....Paul Ryan on Trump: "A proven loser...I can't imagine him getting the nomination, frankly."....Sen. Tom Cotton: "Pete Buttigieg couldn't organize a one-car funeral."....Sen. Debbie Stabenow on Kevin McCarthy: "Can't seem to organize his way out of a paper bag."....Rep. Matt Gaetz: "Supporting McCarthy is the worst human resources decision President Trump has ever made. Sad!"....Jonathan Alter: "McCarthy won by empowering far-right firebrands to make him their bitch."....Fox host Tucker Carlson: "You get the feeling McCarthy would crawl naked through a sewer to get this gig."....The View co-host Joy Behar: "Kevin McCarthy has no soul...no ethics...no morals...no spine. He's a shell of a human being."....Speaker Kevin McCarthy: "If you got the briefing I got from the FBI, you wouldn't have [Rep. Eric] Swalwell on any committee."....former congressman Adam Kinzinger on McCarthy: "He's a piece of s***...I'm not even saying that gratuitously to be mean to him. It's just a fact."....Trump on Biden: "A man who has no mind left -- and his mind in prime time wasn't any good, but he has no mind left."....Bill Kristol on Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: "She is drawn to hatred as a moth to a flame."....Greene: "Democrats are the party of death."....1/6 defendant Pauline Bauer, yelling at police officers in the Capitol rotunda: "Bring Nancy Pelosi out here now. We want to hang that f***ing b****. Bring her out."....British media personality Jeremy Clarkson on Meghan Markle: "At night, I'm unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when she is made to parade naked through the streets of Britain while the crowds chant 'Shame!' and throw lumps of excrement at her."....
