........Rep. Ilhan Omar: "Manchin's excuse is bulls***."....Michael Cohen on Trump chief of staff Mark Meadows: "Dumbest a-hole on the Hill."....Fox host Tucker Carlson on Sen. Joni Ernst: "A bloodthirsty warmonger."....Carlson on Biden and other Putin critics: "These people are children."....Slate's William Saletan on Carlson: "America's proudest nihilist...He's not looking for men who have souls. He's looking for men who don't."....Sen. Ted Cruz to Rep. Eric Swalwell: "Hush child. The adults are working."....Sean Hannity: "Joe Biden is weak and in an obvious and significant cognitive decline."....Ann Coulter: "The way it's going for Kamala, even the lapdogs in the White House press corps are probably just days away from asking her to spell potato."....attorney Lin Wood on Carlson, Dan Bongino, and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: "They lied like dogs about me."....Britney Spears on 2003 interview by Diane Sawyer: "Kiss my white ass."....Rudy Giuliani on Dr. Anthony Fauci: "Everything he says is not science, it's bulls***."....Rep. Steve Cohen on Trump: "The most disgusting presidency in the history of this country."....James Carville: "I guess McConnell thinks what this country needs is more hungry children."....Rep. Lauren Boebert: "By the standard of today's left, the Founding Fathers would have been considered right-wing extremists."....Rep. Nancy Mace on Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: "If you say something batshit crazy...you are going to raise money."....Caitlyn Jenner on Beverly Hills Hotel enforcing its dress code: "F*** your horrible service for not letting me have lunch with this tiny rip in my jeans."....conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on Biden administration: "Did they use weather weapons to cause the tornadoes? That's a legitimate question to ask."....Trump: "November 3rd was the insurrection. January 6th was a protest."....Donald Trump Jr.: "I trust Joe Rogan more than I trust Anthony Fauci."....Jimmy Kimmel on Trump-O'Reilly rally: "If the place was any emptier, it would be Don Jr.'s head."....