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Mudline December 5, 2020
December 5, 2020
............Rep. Matt Gaetz: "The Left has a bloodlust that will only be quenched if they come for those who fought with Donald Trump to deliver for the American people."....Rep. Jim Jordan: "They tried to cancel Thanksgiving. Didn't work! They're coming for Christmas next."....Ret. Adm. James Stavrides on Trump: "Has figuratively decapitated our operational civilian leadership in the Pentagon. Jubilant high-fives are the order of the day in Beijing, Moscow, Tehran, and Pyongyang."....former National Security Adviser Susan Rice on Trump's post-election behavior: "I'm quite sure that Vladimir Putin is doing a happy dance."....former CIA director John O. Brennan on Trump: "I leave his fate to our judicial system, his infamy to history, and his legacy to a trash heap."....MD Gov. Larry Hogan: "We were the most respected country in the world with respect to elections. And now we're beginning to look like we're a banana republic."....Michael Cohen on Trump: "Is acting like a crybaby...He'd rather burn the house down than hand over the keys."....Nic Robertson on G-20 reaction to Trump's defeat: "The combined unspoken message from the world's leaders is: don't let the door hit you on the way out."....Obama to Trump: "Think beyond your own ego."....Trump on Dominion voting systems: "Horrible, inaccurate, and anything but secure."....Tucker Carlson on Trump attorney Sidney Powell: "She never demonstrated that a single actual vote was moved illegitimately by software from one candidate to another. Not one."....Chris Christie: "The conduct of the president's legal team has been a national embarrassment...If you are unwilling to come forward and present the evidence, it must mean the evidence doesn't exist."....Sen. Mitt Romney on Trump pressuring election officials: "Difficult to imagine a worse, more undemocratic action by a sitting American president."....former Federal Election Commission member Trevor Potter on Trump: "What he's saying, explicitly, is if a party doesn't like the election itself, they have the right to change it by gaming the system."....Robert Reich: "Weakening Americans' faith in the fundamental institutions of our democracy will be Trump's most reprehensible legacy."....Trump on the election: "It's a corrupt system."....National Review on Trump: "A bid for infamy."....House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Trump: "A psychopathic nut."....former WH national security adviser John Bolton: "Trump is throwing rocks through windows. I think he's the political equivalent of a street rioter."....MSNBC's Joe Scarborough: "The gig is up. It's time to tell the president that he and Rudy and their confederacy of dunces need to stop making fools of themselves."....MSNBC's Chris Hayes: "Trump's entire life has been just acting like an absolute shameless, bratty, entitled a**hole about everything, and everyone just kind of letting him do it."....Steven Beschloss: "In a sane world, Republicans would reject a lame duck who's urinating in their bed."....Paul Waldman: "It has now become standard practice for any Republican who lost their election, no matter how badly, to claim it was because of fraud."....Rush Limbaugh: "There's simply no way Joe Biden was legitimately elected president."....Lou Dobbs: "Many are trying to steal this election from President Trump. There is no doubt about it."....Trump: "If you count the legal votes, I easily win."....Eugene Robinson on Trump: "Our mad king...The theme of his failed reelection campaign should have been 'Make America Sick Again.'"....former federal prosecutor John Flannery on Trump: "The enemy of the people...The enemy of the state."....Rudy Giuliani: "If you tell me that Philadelphia doesn't cheat on elections, I'm going to tell you you're living on Mars."....Ari Melber: "Mo' Giuliani, mo' problems."....retired Gen. Barry McCaffrey on Giuliani: "A visibly incoherent, dangerous, rabid, shallow fellow."....former WH press secretary Joe Lockhart on Trump: "Will go down in history as America's biggest mistake. Stop giving him what he wants -- attention."....Seth Meyers: "Can we just call this an attempted coup now? Because that's what it is...Even if it doesn't succeed because everyone involved is a moron, that doesn't make it any less horrifying."....Randy Rainbow: "Sorry, but I won't be comfortable calling him President Biden until he wins Georgia at least two more times."....Michael J. Fox: "Biff is president."........
