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Mudline June 24, 2021
June 24, 2021
........Fox News' Tucker Carlson on 1/6: "It turns out that this 'white supremacist' insurrection was...organized at least in part by government agents."....CNN'S Jim Acosta: "I've decided to award Tucker with the distinction of Bullshit Factory Employee of the Month. Congrats, Tucker, you did it. Nobody bullshits like you when it comes to the insurrection."....Daily Kos headline: "Trump Admin Lawyers Having Trouble Finding Jobs Post-Jan.6: Violins Shrink to Quantum Level."....Sen. Ted Cruz: "Critical race theory is bigoted, it is a lie, and it is every bit as racist as the Klansman in white sheets."....Trump on CRT: "A Marxist doctine holding that America is a wicked and racist nation."....Fox guest Charles Murray: "The cognitive demands of [some] occupations mean that a whole lot more of white people qualify than black people, and even a higher proportion of Asian people qualify than white people."....Glenn Beck: "Yes, Obama. Critical race theory IS racist. And so are you."....Confederacy VP Alexander Stephens: "[The Confederacy was founded] upon the great truth that the Negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition."....The Nation's Elie Mystal: "Joe Manchin is the guy at the whites-only diner who thinks the Negroes staging the sit-in are disturbing the peace."....SC Justice Alito on narrowness of Fulton case ruling: "This decision might as well be written on the dissolving paper sold in magic shops."....Joe Rogan on Trump: "F***ing dangerous."....Donald Trump Jr.: "Does anyone think that the Biden-Putin meeting will be anything but a bloodbath for American interests?"....Sean Hannity: "I think Putin is going to eat Biden's lunch."....Laura Ingraham on Biden: "Speaks softly and carries a big foam pool noodle."....Fox News on Biden's first foreign trip: "A colossal failure."....Newt Gingrich: "There's something about being a liberal Democrat that just loves power."....Trump on NY publishers: "Some of the biggest sleazebags on earth run these companies. No morals, no nothing, just the bottom line."....Chrissy Teigen on herself: "There is simply no excuse for my past horrible tweets...I was a troll, full stop."....white nationalist Nick Fuentes on the age of consent: "I think what it's really about is artificially increasing the sexual marketplace value of older women."....Piers Morgan on Meghan Markle: "Princess Pinocchio."....
