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Mudline April 7, 2022
April 7, 2022
....US Army vet and Ukraine volunteer James Vasquez: "When I need to amp myself up for battle, I just think about the most punchable face on the planet -- Tucker Carlson."....George Will on Carlson: "Vaudevillian-as-journalist. Speaks like an arrested-development adolescent."...Charlie Kirk on Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson: "Their Affirmative Action pick for the Supreme Court."....Donald Trump Jr. on Jackson's nomination: "Democrats really doing their best to secure the pedophile vote."....Rex Huppke on Sen. Ted Cruz asking Judge Jackson if babies are racist: "The collective eye roll was so intense the Earth briefly tilted off its axis."....Biden on Putin: "A war criminal."....Rep. Elise Stefanik: "Biden has played directly into Putin's hands."....Sen. John Kennedy: "Weakness invites the wolves...In too many critical respects, President Biden has been Bambi's baby brother...I think it's clear that the leader of the free world is President Zelensky."....Sen. Lindsey Graham: "Putin owns Biden...The Biden administration looks at Putin as a partner for climate change and an Iran dealmaker, rather than a war criminal."....Sen. Ted Cruz: "What got us in this mess is Biden is afraid of Putin."....Candace Owens on Ukraine conflict: "WE are at fault."....Mother Jones' David Corn: "Top conservatives and GOP officials have practically pinned 'I'm-with-Vlad' buttons onto their lapels."....Bill O'Reilly on Corn: "Is in the vile human being hall of fame."....Putin on anti-invasion Russians: "Scum and traitors."....Russian state TV host Vladimir Solovyov on sanctions: "You took our money, you're the thieves. Our talk is short with you: a bullet to the head...If you think we're going to stop with Ukraine, think 300 times."....Zelensky chief of staff Andriy Yermak: "It is impossible to listen to how Russian TV reporters around the clock publish absolute bullshit."....Newt Gingrich on Kamala Harris: "The dumbest person ever elected Vice President."....Fox's Dagen McDowell on Harris: "Her husband got COVID and she didn't because even COVID doesn't want to have anything to do with her."....Erick Erickson: "Unfortunately, it seems clear now that Kamala Harris was not a choice for diversity, but a choice to forestall the Twenty-Fifth Amendment."....Samantha Bee on Putin: "All this suffering can be laid at the manicured feet of one deranged man-baby."....Garrison Keillor on Putin: "The only decent thing about him is that he doesn't appear in public with his daughters or his girlfriend, he spares them the shame."....Stephen King: "The more I listen to Donald Trump, the more appalled I am. Not as a Democrat; but as a human being. He's a genuinely nasty man."....Trump on Sen. Mitch McConnell: "Stupid, corrupt."....Trump on NATO: "A paper tiger."....Trump on George Conway: "A stupid son of a bitch."....Trump on Rep. Adam Schiff: "His head is shaped like a watermelon."....Joe Scarborough on Trump: "This is a guy who worked for four years to try to disembowel NATO."....Jimmy Kimmel: "Trump as president was a Russian invasion -- of us."....Howard Stern on Trump: "It was absolutely absurd that this guy got to be the president of the United States."....Jeremy Newberger: "Tucker Carlson was created in a Russian biolab. They mixed 100 lbs of frozen fish sticks, a shitty bow tie, and a dump truck full of bullshit."....
