........Ted Cruz on Liz Cheney: "Hates Donald Trump so much that it has just overridden everything in her system."....Cheney: "Trump broke Ted Cruz."....MSNBC's Joe Scarborough on Cruz: "Sold his soul to a failed gameshow host."....Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Republicans who voted for Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act: "Traitors."....Laura Ingraham: "Total frauds."....phone message for Rep. Fred Upton in response to his vote for Infrastructure Act: "I hope you die. I hope everyone in your f***ing family dies...I hope everyone on your f***ing staff dies."....Rep. Lauren Boebert on Rep. Ilhan Omar: "The Jihad Squad member from Minnesota."....Rep. Madison Cawthorn on people in Washington: "Trying to destroy Western Civilization."....Steve Bannon on VA Dems: "They can't win elections they don't steal."....Judge Jeanine Pirro: "Leave it to the Left to lie, divide, and turn us against each other."....Trump on Alyssa Farah, his former WH director of strategic communications: "A clown...a nobody...an inglorious lightweight."....Ann Coulter on Trump: "I had no idea how abjectly stupid the man is. I didn't think he was a genius, but I didn't think he was that stupid...He's just a very, very, very stupid man."....Rep. Lauren Boebert on Pete Buttigieg: "[Took] maternity, paternity, whatever the heck you want to call it [so he could] figure out how to chestfeed."....Elon Musk to Sen. Bernie Sanders: "I keep forgetting that you are alive."....Greta Thurnberg on COP26: "A global north greenwash festival."....Laurence Tribe: "By a vote of 1-0, I will no longer recognize the GOP as either grand or old or a party. It is a cult, and its loyalty isn't to an idea but to a cabal."....Chris Evans on CRT critics: "The people who threw rocks at Ruby Bridges for trying to go to school are now upset their grandchildren might learn about them throwing rocks at Ruby Ridges for trying to go to school."....Trump on Biden: "It's a failed administration. It's a disaster."....Ted Cruz on Biden administration: "Utterly lawless."....Rep. Adam Schiff: "There is no lie too big or conspiracy too dangerous for Tucker Carlson to propagate."....Carlson on 1/6 investigation: "A purge aimed at legacy Americans...Soldiers and paramilitary law enforcement guided by the world's most powerful intelligence agencies [are] hunting down American citizens."....CNN's Jim Acosta on Carlson's "Patriot Purge" series about 1/6: "Proud Boy porn."....Daily Beast's Wajahat Ali: "We kept telling you they were going to become a radicalized, weaponized, death cult. Here it is."....DC Metro Police Officer Michael Fanone on 1/6: "If you describe that day as anything other than brutal and violent and a disgrace to this country, you're lying to yourself."....Stephen Colbert on subpoenaed Trump associates: "A collection of powerful dumdums who helped orchestrate the last-ditch efforts to steal the election, a high-stakes low-IQ heist on democracy."....pastor Rick Wiles on COVID vaccine: "It's an egg that hatches into a synthetic parasite and grows inside your body."....Tucker Carlson to Sen. Lindsey Graham: "How long before you're ordering drone attacks on people whose politics you don't like?"....
Doonesbury May 26, 2019
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