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Mudline February 9, 2023
February 9, 2023
....Sen. Marco Rubio on the U.S.: "A once-great superpower that's hollowed out, it's in decline."....Fox News' Greg Gutfeld on Biden: "An empty vessel...The handlers just insert their USB drive into his brain and he pumps out these shallow and insipid platitudes."....Sen. Ted Cruz: "Joe Biden is Mr. Magoo."....radio host Mark Levin on Biden: "Bought and paid for by the Communist Chinese government."....Rep. Lauren Boebert: "Ron Klain has been by Biden's side for many, many years. Frankly, more than most would be able to tolerate."....Dan Bongino: "Biden is the single most destructive force ever to sit in the Oval Office. He's an unprecedented combination of corruption, lies, incompetence, greed, and weakness."....George Santos, 2021: "BIDEN IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!"....Sen. Ron Johnson on Biden: "Where does Biden draw the line? Would he allow North Korea to float a submarine up the Mississippi River?"....former Rep. Madison Cawthorn: "Hunter Biden should be in prison. Joe Biden should be in a home. RINOs should be fired. America should be free."....Donald Trump Jr.: "The propaganda coming from today's media would make Stalinist Russia blush."....Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on her job: "Becoming a member of Congress has made my life miserable. I made a lot more money before I got here...we don't get to go home and spend more time with our families, our friends..."....Boris Johnson on Putin: "He stands for war, aggression, systematic murder, rape, and destruction. That's what he stands for."....Donald Trump Jr. on war in Ukraine: "This stuff should be over STAT!"....Newsmax host Jenn Pellegrino on Colin Kaepernick docudrama series: "Guess he just doesn't feel like enough people hate America yet."....Mike Pompeo on John Bolton: "Should be in jail."....Tim Weiner on Pompeo's memoir: "Like being locked in a room and forced to listen to 20 hours of Tucker Carlson reruns at top volume."....Tucker Carlson: "The race riots of 2020 of course were never about George Floyd, obviously. That's why there are no statues of him in American cities."....D.L. Hughley on Carlson: "This dude is so obsessed with Black people, I'm going to start calling him Sickle Cell."....Carlson on Meghan and Harry: "The fake duchess from LA and her mentally deficient husband."....Jason Selvig on Carlson: "Reads angry bedtime stories to millions of adults."....Sen. John Kennedy on Rep. George Santos: "A bunny boiler."....Trump on report that Chinese balloons went through US airspace during his administration: "Fake disinformation."....Trump: "Don't understand how so much time and effort can be devoted by the D.A. to an absolutely "PERFECT" set of phone calls protesting Election Fraud in Georgia, when Atlanta is one of the most Crime and Murder infested places anywhere in the U.S."....Charles C.W. Cooke on Trump: "Ranting like a deranged hobo in a dilapidated public park...He's morphing into one of the three witches from Macbeth."....Lincoln Project: "SINO (Speaker in Name Only) Kevin McCarthy has sold his spine to Marjorie Taylor Greene, his larynx to Matt Gaetz, and the scattered remains of his soul to the hungry ultra-MAGA masses."....MSNBC's Ayman Moyeldin on Sen. Lindsey Graham: "Blink twice if you need help, Senator. We're here for you, sir."....former Gov. Chris Christie on Trump: "The only man to lose to Biden outside Delaware."....Rep. Clay Higgins: "This Chris Christie guy is quite an ugly woman...Ms. Christie, America doesn't like you. We change the channel when you're on TV. You look like a man and you have an attitude."....Jimmy Kimmel on Trump speaking at Diamond's memorial service: "He almost spoke about her. It was more of a me-logy than a eulogy."....
