....FL Gov. Ron DeSantis on CA Gov. Gavin Newsom: "His hair gel is interfering with his brain function."....Sen. Ted Cruz: "It wasn't until 50 illegal immigrants interfered with teatime in Martha's Vineyard that liberal billionaire elites and the media finally took notice of the Biden Border Crisis."....Fox host Tucker Carlson: "The Vineyard is going to have to construct shantytowns for all these new people. But we can't call them shantytowns, obviously that's demeaning...They can occupy Barack Obama's compound...Build a soccer field on the lawn, an outdoor goat barbecue by the back lawn -- and bingo -- you've got affordable housing!"....Sen. John Kennedy: "Inflation loves Biden like the Devil loves sin."....Rep. Jim Jordan: "If you fly the American flag, wear the wrong t-shirt, or express doubt about big government, then you too could be labeled a domestic terrorist by Joe Biden's Justice Department."....Trump: "We are a nation that no longer has a free press, and has no fair press any longer. Fake News is all you get, and they are truly the enemy of the people. We are a nation where free speech is no longer allowed."....Donald Trump Jr. on enemies of the U.S.: "When they look at Joe Biden and they say, "You know what? We should attack now.""....Eric Trump on Biden: "The most incompetent president this country has ever had."....Trump on DOJ: "They leak, lie, plant fake evidence, allow the spying on my campaign, deceive the FISA Court, raid and break into my home, lose documents, and then they ask me, as the 45th President of the United States, to trust them."....Trump on FBI: "Very dishonest, sick people."...Sarah Huckabee Sanders, 2016: "When you're attacking FBI agents because you're under criminal investigation, you're losing."....Dahlia Lithwick on Trump: "The great greased watermelon."....Trump on Dr. Oz opponent John Fetterman: "Supports taxpayer-funded drug dens and the complete decriminalization of illegal drugs, including heroin, cocaine, crystal meth, and ultra-lethal fentanyl. By the way, he takes them himself."....Jack Schafer on Trump: "Abandoning all rationality, he continues wearing his red baseball cap like a crown and expounds on issues like a monarch. His most ardent followers' minds have become pudding as they predict and re-predict his restoration like a messianic cult or a doomsday sect."....Joe Biden on Trump, in speech: "You can't love your country only when you win."....Trump on Biden speech: "The most vicious, hateful, and divisive speech ever delivered by an American president...The enemy of the state is him and the group that controls him."....Gov. Mike Huckabee: "Sad. Rantings of an old man."....Sen. Josh Hawley: "Hate-filled and menacing rhetoric...disgraceful."....Monica Crowley: "Satanic."....Ben Shapiro: "The most demagogic, outragous, and divisive speech I have ever seen from an American president."....Tucker Carlson on Chuck Todd: "If you want to know what the Biden administration is really thinking, listen to the guy with the combover in the anchor chair at MSNBC."....Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Dr. Anthony Fauci: "I think that man belongs in jail."....Trump on FBI search-warranted seizure of government documents at Mar-a-Lago: "One of the most shocking abuses of power we have witnessed from any administration in American history."....Trump AG William Barr: "People say this [raid] was unprecendented -- well, it's also unprecedented for a president to take all this classified information and put them in a country club, okay?"....Tucker Carlson on VP Kamala Harris: "What the hell are you talking about, you freaking lunatic?"....Trump on Biden: "Like the devil."....Frank Bruni on GOP candidates: "They're taking baby steps away from the world's biggest baby."....Andrea Junker: "The way I see it: The only person Trump ever hired who was actually qualified to do her job was Stormy Daniels."....Trump on the Lincoln Project: "Perverts and Lowlifes...The Perverts should not be allowed to "false advertise," and Fox News should not allow it to happen. See you all in Court!"....Anthony Citrano on Trump: "It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face."....Trump, on the Bidens' seating at the Queen's funeral: "If I were president, they wouldn't have sat me back there...This is what's happened to America in just two short years."....Garrison Keillor on Trump: "Cornwallis surrendered. He didn't claim the battle was fraudulent and that he was the true winner, nor did he slip out of Yorktown a day early to avoid having to hand over his sword. He handed it over."....
Doonesbury September 21, 2022
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