» “WHAT DOES Bruce Willis smell like? Well, if he is wearing the new fragrance bearing his name, he smells like grapefruit, pepper and vetiver.”
Fashionablygeek.com describes the scent of the actor’s new self-titled cologne, set for release in Germany this week.

» “IT’S NOT LIKE Ryan doesn’t have enough on his plate as it is, but in case you didn’t know, Seacrest is pretty much the Superman of the entertainment business. He’s like Chuck Norris but with smaller muscles and the inability to grow facial hair.”
RightCelebrity.com is impressed that Ryan Seacrest has yet another show in the works from his production company, reportedly a dance show with Lady Gaga choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson.

» “NATURAL SELECTION was 0-for-1 on the night. The guy is apparently fine, except, of course, for whatever condition it was that led him to lean so far to catch a foul ball that he fell from the stadium’s upper deck.”
BucksRight.com reacts to the story of a fan at Rangers Ballpark who did not die after a nearly 30-foot fall Tuesday night.

» “TODAY IS Ringo Starr‘s 70th birthday. Let that sink in, you youngsters. 70 years of age. That is unthinkable to those of us who grew up playing their 45 RPM records.”
GiantPanther.com can’t quite fathom that the former Beatles drummer has reached such an advanced stage of life.

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