» “I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, but I still cannot get over the news that actor/tough guy Steven Seagal taught Anderson Silva the kick he used to knock out Vitor Belfort at UFC 126. We figured Seagal being part of Silva’s entourage was more of a joke than anything else.”
LarryBrownSports.com is baffled that Seagal’s relationship with Silva is real.

» “THERE ARE NOT ANY PLANS to erect a statue to Robocop. Thank you for the suggestion.”
— Detroit Mayor Dave Bing tweeted Monday in response to someone who made the suggestion, comparing the situation to Philadelphia’s statue of Rocky.

» “NOW DON’T GET ME WRONG: I’m all for Fantasia [Barrino] moving forward with her career — I just don’t think this makes any sense. Sure, she has a voice, but does she sing like Mahalia [Jackson]? I would say no.”
thatblackgirlsite.com isn’t so sure about Barrino’s ability to play Jackson in an upcoming biopic about the gospel singer’s life.

» “THE BEER INDUSTRY IS NOTABLE for creating useless contraptions for the dispensing and distribution of beer. Vortex bottles, a box with a clear window so you can see how many beers are left, and mountains that turn blue so that you can tell if the beer in your hand is cold. … So it’s nice to see something that actually looks useful.”
BriansBelly.com likes the BottomsUp Beer dispenser, which is now featured at the Verizon Center. The dispenser fills cups from underneath, which speeds up service and ensures a complete pour.

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