Never been in a fantasy draft before?

First, download this PDF.

Step 1: Find some political junkies in your office. You’re in D.C. — this shouldn’t be hard.

Step 2: Pick a draft order. Choose numbers from a hat, go alphabetically or in order of office tenure. Another idea is to let Republicans go first, since it will be their ticket after all.

Step 3: Read these pages for some quick research so you don’t blow the first pick by drafting Sarah Palin.

Step 4: Establish a time interval between picks. One minute is enough, considering Mitt Romney’s been dragging this process out since April.