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An anonymous individual posted a petition on the White House’s website Wednesday proposing to change the name of the District of Columbia to the District of Criminals, WJLA reported.

The petition claims “The name of the country’s capital is misleading.” But, in fact, the petitioner might be the one who’s misled, as it seems this person thinks the city is composed entirely of Congressional officials. The petition needs 100,000 signatures to get a response. At press time, it had eight.