Play Panda Smackdown Duet
Giant Pandas, they will make you a sad sack
You fall in love, then China takes ’em back
Bao Bao:
Rusty’s famous for hating humans
He scorned your admiration
He took off into Rock Creek Park
So why do you have this strange fixation?
I’m a Chinese mystery
I nobly poop bamboo
I’m polite, chaste and awe-inspiring
I make the tourists coo
Red panda, you’re a faker, you’re just a cut-rate fox
I’m the zoo’s rainmaker and we all know money talks.
Rusty: Chaste? Your parents watched porn to breed
Bao Bao: Thanks to Twitter, the Zoo had you treed
Rusty: At least I know how to have some fun
Bao Bao: You’ll never be a favorite if you’re always on the run
Together:
Why are we fighting?
We’re both hella-cute
If we join forces
We can give the naked mole rats the boot