Play Panda Smackdown Duet
Giant Pandas, they will make you a sad sack
You fall in love, then China takes ’em back
Rusty’s famous for hating humans
He scorned your admiration
He took off into Rock Creek Park
So why do you have this strange fixation?
I’m a Chinese mystery
I nobly poop bamboo
I’m polite, chaste and awe-inspiring
I make the tourists coo
Red panda, you’re a faker, you’re just a cut-rate fox
I’m the zoo’s rainmaker and we all know money talks.
Rusty: Chaste? Your parents watched porn to breed
Bao Bao: Thanks to Twitter, the Zoo had you treed
Rusty: At least I know how to have some fun
Bao Bao: You’ll never be a favorite if you’re always on the run
Why are we fighting?
We’re both hella-cute
If we join forces
We can give the naked mole rats the boot