A casino employee checks a set of table dice for size, weight and shape at Maryland Live! Casino. (Linda Davidson / The Washington Post)

Maryland Live! Casino’s first $1 Million Live! Poker Classic begins March 10. If you go, try not to end up on a Maryland Lottery and Gaming Control Agency incident report, like these Maryland Live! patrons did.

Nov. 3: A casino chef was caught smoking pot in the parking garage. She was arrested.

Nov. 11: An intoxicated man was evicted for sleeping in the poker room.

Dec. 1: A man was evicted for urinating on a wall.

Dec. 31: A woman dropped a bag of what looked like cocaine. She was arrested.

Jan. 22: A man grabbed $2,500 worth of chips and attempted to flee the casino. He ended up throwing them in the trash while trying to exit. He was arrested.

For the full rundown of casino-floor follies, check out Washington Post reporter J. Freedom Du Lac’s monthly articles.